i saw an ad once for subway and how they wont judge you for what you order, so i was determined to try and weird them out for my choice in food. so i walked into a subway, and they asked me "what can i get you?" i responded, "i would like a footlong of your wheat bread." they then asked, " what would you like on top?" i replied, "nothing." i bought the bread and walked away. the look on the employees faces were priceless. mission: successful!