There is a day, a day that all of mankind has been waiting for. A day that is so great and wonderful that it makes their heart leap with joy. A moment that completes their lives and fills their soul with little butterflies, rainbows, and peanut butter. an occurrence so powerful it can prevent the attack of a saber tooth tiger. a moment that no man, woman, or child has ever expected to happen in their entire lives, until the day it finally does. When this moment finally shows up on their front doorstep, asking for some halloween candy. What is this moment? its the moment when some little idiot dresses up as a bunny for halloween. If you ever see this bunny, if you ever get the chance to hand out candy to this little dumb ass, there is only one thing you can do. The moment they innocently cry out, "trick or treat!" you give that evil, menacing smile and you yell back to that kid, "silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" and you slam the door in that little suckers face and you eat his candy right in front of him through your window as he takes the walk of shame to your neighbors house. if this moment ever happens to you, if you get to experience one of the most glorious moments of life, i tell you to enjoy the meal of the little punks candy, for it is the finest feast a man will ever have.