dragons! they are everywhere! they tried to eat me last night, but i escaped under a lemon tree. they chased me through the great fields of dragonianvalivion. i had no choice but to sacrifice my pet unicorn, lufawnda, so they would spare my life. the dragon ended mating with my unicorn and it thanked me for helping him find the love of his life. as a token of their appreciation, they gave me their child, pegasus. pegasus and i flew off into the sunset and we lived happily ever after.