i am the worlds greatest babysitter! yesterday, i was asked to babysit brett mejasics babies. i knew how ugly brett is, so i was prepared for the worst. i had no idea what i was about to walk in on. bretts babies were the most appauling babies i had ever seen. they were absolutely disgusting.  once brett left with his wife, i watched the little demon spawns. but 5 minutes after watching them, i realized they were actual demon babies. one spun his head around in a full 360, and the other spat up blood. i knew what i had to do, i had to perform an exorcism. but as soon as i started, they only got angrier and started climbing up and down the walls. i noticed the size of their fangs and realized that they were not only the spawn of satan, but they were vampires as well. i knew this day would come. so i pulled out my holy water shampoo,  and drenched the little babies. they turned back to normal and the deed had been done. i saved many lives that day, and prevented the upcoming apocalypse that were to come. so if you happen to see brett mejasic in school or while you are wandering around town, just remember, hes satan's minion.
     by the way, this is bretts wife.