on the eve of my toenail, i liked to smell a sandwich. this was a holiday tradition and it never failed me before. until one day, i was walking down the hallway smelling this delicious peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwhich when i bumped into a brick wall named anthony fastuca. i fell to the floor and looked up only to see him standing over me. his nostrils were flaring and he glared down at me and said, "Hey boy! give me your sandwhich!" i said, " you dont understand, this is a magical sandwhich that can grant me 1 wish." he leaned in and whispered into my ear, " I dont care... im a wild boy!" he took my sandwhich, took a bite, and floated off into the air. he cried out, " WHATS HAPPENING!?!?" i told him, "i told you, its a magical sandwhich that only grant ME one wish. and i wished for you to float off into the magical game of candy land. the only way for you to escape is to make it all the way to the candy kingdom." he cried out, "NOOOOOOOO!" and he floated off. i havent seen him ever since..... until last month. but thats a story for another time. until then, tune in next time to find out what i think my perfect house would look like.]