today, i would like to discuss my perfect house. my house would be just a closet. a 6 foot by 6 foot closet. when you walked inside, you would be greeted by my pet, the evil rabbit from monty python and the holy grail. The rabbit is my guard bunny to keep me safe from intruders. the only other thing in my house would be a glass of milk. if you drink the milk, you will see there is a button at the bottom of the glass. push the button, and the ground will open up and a water slide would appear. take the water slide all the way down and you will see my REAL house. my underground mansion! in it, there is a candy room where aaron carter sings i want candy to me and my guests. i would also have another room specifically for paintball or laser tag. i would also have my own aquarium where i keep all of my exotic fish. These fish would be trained not to attack and you could swim with them. i would also have a submarine that looks like a squid. next to my aquarium, i would have a virtual reality room that simulated the world of minecraft. i would be able to do everything i could in minecraft except for flight. i could also die and respawn in this world. my bed would be a tempur pedic with brown pillows in the middle, a yellow blanket on top of that, and another tempur pedic on top so it would look like a cheeseburger. because as everyone knows, you cant have a goodnights sleep unless your on a cheeseburger. i would also have a batcave with actors that simulated villains so i could beat them to a pulp and once again save gotham city. to top everything off, i would have a pool of Gatorade because if Gatorade is better than water, than i think if i swam in gatorade i would be able to swim faster. this would be my perfect house and everyone would be allowed over... except for Pete Ippolito.