a couple of posts ago, i wrote about the possibility of the wizard world invading earth and taking us over. This will most likely happen because of Lindsay Lohan, but that is beside the point. the day is inevitable and harry potter will come to defeat us all. We will all be doomed and humanity will  be ruled under the dictatorship of harry potter. Until one day, the sky will glow in a golden light. the clouds will separate and we will all witness 6 horses fly through the sky with a diamond chariot attached to the back. and who is in this chariot other than... CHUCK NORRIS! Chuck Norris created magic in his basement while he was eating fruit loops and squatting a humpback whale that he accidently killed while searching for Atlantis (which he found and uses as his bachelor pad). He disabled magic with a flick of his mustache and defeated harry potter with a flex of his pex. he now keeps harry potter as a pet in his basement who he plays with in his spare time when hes not stopping Godzilla from destroying Japan. the moral of this story is that Chuck Norris is a boss, and harry potter is a wussy.