Tuesday, October 16, 2012
if i could do anything or go anywhere, i would go back in time to 9/11 with the powers of superman and stop 9/11 from ever happening. i would stand in the cockpit when the terrorists tried to take over and melt their faces off with my heat vision when they walked through the door. i would then fly to the other airplanes, take the terrorists back to my house, freeze them from the feet to the neck, hang them upside down, and use their heads as a speed bag to train for boxing. i would have prevented 9/11 from ever happening and everybody would be saved. i would tell you what i would do to bin laden when i would have caught him, but that image is a little too violent even for this blog.
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