last night, i was shampooing my hair with holy water to stop the evil voices i was hearing in my head , when  a little leprechaun walked in on me. i asked the little fellow, "hello little guy, what are you doing here?" and then he pulled out a wand and yelled, "NONE SHALL STEAL MY LUCKY CHARMS!!!!" and cast a spell on me. i woke up later as a turtle in a giant bowl of lucky charms. little leprechauns started dropping from the ceiling and  pouring milk on me. as they leaned in to eat me, i remembered what my sensai told me about fighting leprechauns. so i pulled out a razor blade and shaved off all their beards. without their beards, they all lost their powers. i spared their lives that day, and in return they are all now my personal slaves.