Monday, October 15, 2012

today, I, Commander James Quinlan, have solved world hunger. I have successfully mated a cow with a gusher to create the worlds first candy cow. I have done this by impregnating a female cow with the juice inside of a gusher to create a baby cow that not only has the body of a gusher, but you can milk this cow to get the delectable sweets that lie inside, such as MM's, Twizzlers, Reese's, milk duds, etc. with these cows, we can end world hunger. People of earth... your welcome.

13 comments:

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  2. Doesn't really end world hunger..like candy doesn't really provide enough sustenance to live off of. Actually more people might become less healthy because of this.

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  3. That doesn't solve world hunger you buffoon it just creates a rare type of liquid that corporate america can't wait to get their hands on so they can jack up their communist prices and try to discover how convert into a more eco friendly fuel source.

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  4. did i say it would be healthy? no. but i believe that kids in africa would rather eat candy than starve to death. so yea, have some imagination you uncreative, stupid critic

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  5. this doesn't help! everyone would become a bunch of fat hobnockers! and kids in Africa would die of malnutrition..

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  6. Big Papa Q obesity is not a laughing matter. You know my aunts friends mom is obese? is it funny now Big Papa Q? HUH?!?!?!

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    1. so was mine, so i inflated her and she floated away and i never had to deal with her again. would you like me to pay your aunt a visit?

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  7. why did you remove Aj's comment? you afraid of a little critisim big papa Q???

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  8. hmmmmm, now lets think for a moment. would we rather have kids who are starving get food, or would we like to deprive them and let them starve? if you are obese, then the solution is simple, dont eat the sweets. my solution brings nothing harmful to the table.

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    1. YOUR SOLUTION PROMOTES CHILDHOOD OBESITY! YOU LIE

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    2. if you believe in anti obesity, then you should fight fast food chains instead of the solution to world hunger. you hypocrite.

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