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today, i would like to discuss the evils of wizardry. i believe that if we dont harness the full potential of our minds, we will never be able to learn telepathy and fight the harry potter universe when they invade our world. somewhere in the seventh realm, they sit there watching us through their mystical ball. they are waiting for us to become weak and attack. this is why we must do brain pushups and situps so we may strengthen our mind for when they attack. i would also like to add that whoever stole my albert einstein wig, can you please return it? i need it as a sacrifice to offer up so i can create the first model of the strongest brain alive. I already have a rabits foot and an eagles feather. the wig is the last ingredient i need. thank you.